Mail Them Pickles!!!
Pickle Wizard If you’re here, odds are a pickle has been bestowed upon you in a nice parcel
delivered by yours truly, THE PICKLE WIZARD. WOW OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ?
Send someone else a pickle that’s what you are going to do you flabby wended rabble rouser!
It is only $9.95 *. What could be more satisfying than the confusion of a friend or foe when they receive a pickle in the mail with a mysterious note attached ?
The answer you ask ? Nothing. So get on it, and send those expect o patrons a damn pickle !
For ONLY $9.95
- Step 1: You decide to anonymously purchase and mail a pickle to any rabble rouser of your choice.
- Step 2: Click “Buy Now” button above, then you will be taken to our store front, simply add it to your cart and fill in your address and the pickle victim ship to address. Proceed to check out where you will be directed to PayPal for secure payment processing. Once you conclude your checkout then simply log in to your new account and keep track of your items.
- Step 3: Pickle Wizard places a pickle in an envelope with a written, mystifying message and sends it to your victim.
- Step 4: Then sit back and enjoy the galloping gorgons out of how perplexed that goblin crotch of a human will be.
Pretty simple huh?
That is because it is!
Over 862 pickles have now been sent. I wish I was kidding!
But here’s the deal !
There’s a barbaric amount of pickles in the fridge here.
Order Your Pickle and Let them be free.
FLY YOUR PICKLES!
Each package comes with a real pickle and a written mysterious note from yours truly!
The Pickle Wizard !
If you want your own custom note, write it in the comments section of PayPal or in your shopping cart before check out!
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