Want To Mess With Someone’s Mind?
Mail Them Pickles!!!
Pickle Wizard If you’re here, odds are a pickle has been bestowed upon you in a nice parcel
delivered by yours truly, THE PICKLE WIZARD.
WOW OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ?
Send someone else a pickle that’s what you are going to do you flabby wended rabble rouser!
It is only $9.95. What could be more satisfying than the confusion of a friend or foe when they receive a pickle in the mail with a mysterious note ?
The answer you ask ?
Nothing. So get on it, and send those expect o patrons a damn pickle !
For ONLY $9.95
How It Works:
- Step 1: You decide to anonymously purchase and mail a pickle to any rabble rouser of your choice.
- Step 2: Click “Buy Now” (using PayPal), and fill in the ship to address of your pickle victim.
- Step 3: The Pickle Wizard puts a pickle in an envelope with a hand written, mystifying message and sends it to your victim.
- Step 4: You enjoy the galloping gorgons out of how perplexed that goblin crotch of a human will be.
Pretty simple huh?
That is because it is!
Over 683 pickles have now been sent. I wish I was kidding!
But here’s the deal !
There’s a barbaric amount of pickles in the fridge here.
Order Your Pickle and Let them be free.
FLY YOUR PICKLES!
Each package comes with a real pickle and the hand written mysterious note from yours truly!
The Pickle Wizard !
If you want your own custom note, write it in the comments section of PayPal!
Pickle Curses Cast by The Pickle Wizard